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American Horror Story – Piggy Piggy

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit eating meat!

Constance & Moira have whipped up a few glistening dishes for Viv and her baby – Oh my!

We know for a fact this baby is NOT going to be vegan despite being born in SoCal…

Oh my garsh – I am SO late posting re: last week’s episode! G has been working all hours and I didn’t want to watch it without him. But then I finally did. I watched it Thursday afternoon since I knew he’d be working late. (Sorry, G!) And look, it’s STILL taken me 5 days to get this written!

I don’t have much time – only about 20 mins. Once again, DO NOT READ if you plan on seeing the show but haven’t yet! ***There are spoilers below!!***

Last Wednesday’s episode revealed a lot about Tate’s background. REALLY satisfying! (Unlike “Lost“…)

QUESTIONS:
1. Why didn’t the librarian simply lock the door & then hide (instead of standing in front of the door?)

2. Remember when Tate shot the punk girl? I was waiting for him to ask her if she believed in God. A week or two ago when they dead kids confronted Tate, didn’t she remind him that he asked her if she believed in God? Script supervisor???

3. This is not a question, btw. Tate & Violet had/have the same bedroom.

Spooky.

Here’s how it looks in the real house:

Not spooky!

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After G eats a big dinner at Nakato’s his food baby can kick Viv’s plastic belly’s @$$!

AND he can add the effects to it (mainly hair removal) at Brickyard!

6. Finally a question. (Pardon the distraction/short attention span.) What’s the handsome home security guy’s deal? He just happens to mention as an aside, “Oh, that girl I apprehended from your house, she must’ve slipped out of my car on the way to the police station.” Like, “Oh, I accidentally clipped your gladiolus on the way out the driveway.” Something funky is going on with him…

7. In the same vein, how realistic is Viv’s comment to Constance about Adelaide’s rather violent/shocking death only a few nights prior, “Oh, I totally meant to call you about Addy. Sorry ’bout that! I’ve been busy rubbing cocoa butter on my Rosemary’s Baby belly.”

8. Why, oh, why does Viv’s husband’s (yes, I did forget that character’s name) patient have to turn the light off in the bathroom when he practices his “therapy?” Hmmm…

9. Have you ever heard of the “Piggy Piggy” urban legend & how does it fit into this show? Think, think for us Bagpuss, have there been any other “pig” cameos thus far?

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4 comments on American Horror Story – Piggy Piggy

  1. Michael
    December 13, 2011 at 2:38 pm (4711 days ago)

    Ok. totally hooked on this show now. the episode before this one hooked me but this one really got me. I’m totally in.

    Love your comments. #2 really bothered me. They made such a big deal about “do you believe in god” and then nothing. that is really, really weird. how does that get missed?

    For #1, I believe the handle was already turning, so he could not turn it back in time and lock it. I could be wrong on that.

    With everything else I’m with you. Really? The girl jumped out at a stop sign. That’s your explanation? No one questions that either. you are a security guard and you don’t notice someone leaving your car, shutting the door and taking off.

    Yes, Viv’s comment was ridiculous. and I was wondering the same thing about turning out the lights when he says piggy, piggy. I was thinking, this seems excessive.

    Rebecca says the doctor was doing all those operations on pigs and stuff to reanimate and whatnot, so maybe there;s the tie-in?

    so, you are probably way ahead in the show and find this totally useless, but thought I would pipe in since I just saw piggy piggy.

  2. Christina
    December 13, 2011 at 4:02 pm (4711 days ago)

    Oh wow!! My first AHS buddy!! I am ’bout to post for the past 2 episodes. Don’t want to post any spoilers for you. Are you able to see it on tv or are you watching it on the internets? I totally agree about the pig theme. The surgeon was sewing wings onto a pig, Viv was eating pig and then there was that lam-o fake urban legend that we just spoke of in this here blog posting. Stay tuned – we are going to have family in town starting tomorrow so I might not get to my blog as much but will try to get something up after tomorrow night’s episode!

    PS G keeps staying at work or going to a work function after work. I can’t watch it w/out him b/c I’m too scared of tiny sharp toothed demons in white lace nighties. Then it’s 3 days later and he can’t wait to watch. A Kentucky basketball game that he’s missed. DAME it to hell!

  3. Rebecca
    December 14, 2011 at 3:46 am (4711 days ago)

    Yes, I know we’re behind but rapidly catching up. We watch it from iTunes, by the way. My question is, don’t you think that Constance and Moira know that the baby is actually the monster’s/devil’s baby and not the husband’s? Maybe that’s why the baby needs raw brains. What do you think?
    (Also, Michael takes issue with G’s really pathetic pregnant belly- come on! There’s nothing THERE!)

  4. Christina
    December 19, 2011 at 10:50 pm (4705 days ago)

    I can’t address any of your comments bc I am weeks ahead. Or I was on Dec. 14th, 2011 at 3:46 am at least… I just saw The Birth. Since you & Michael are my only two viewers, I don’t want to post spoilers.

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